How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack.

So my sister and I were raiding the bookstore yesterday and found this amazing piece of literature. My friend Steph and I wanted to be gnomes for Halloween, but I was unable to attend the festivities. For some reason over the past year I have had a little place in my imagination for gnomes and am kind of obsessed whenever I see anything related. But to be fair, I don't actually own a gnome nor do I really plan on it. Anyways, I opened the book to get a better idea of the tone it will take, first line: “Keep reading if you want to live.” Sold.